12 June, 2007

Ismail Ax is a band from Denton.

At least it will be.

This may be inappropriate, but If I went on a killing spree, I would kill a lot more people. Ain't no half-steppin.' My first problem with Harris/Klebold et al. it is that they really didn't kill any of the bullies they had issues with. (Possible reason: Bullies are fast.)

And if it was rich people I hated, I could find a place where they were more prevalent. Virginia Tech? Isn't that right next to West Virginia? These people are forestry and veterinary majors. Who would kill an agriculture student? Maybe for one of those cool blue corduroy jackets, but otherwise, they're like albatross. Cho just took potshots into whatever Moonshine 101 class was closest like some hopped-up Hatfield. Sloppy.

Cho's swansong into infamy, the marketing tape he sent to NBC, is hideous and beautiful -- deliciously inscrutable and full of forced attitude, his lips pursed into the kind of frowny grimace you could see on the face a 10 year-old who tells you to fuck off right before he cries.

More Zoolander than Oldboy.
His 'manifesto' is like the final bowel movement of unformed jibber-jabber sputtering out his dying anus of a head, and NBC is SO proud the lunatic chose THEM. So proud that they have doctored every photo with their logo. He looks like a page. Is he backstage at Conan?

It would be aggravating to think that the last thing going through his head, bullet notwithstanding, is how cool and tough he was. But I think he knew better. I think in his last moments he was tormented by how pathetic and weak and stupid he was.

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