If me and my friends were in a gay frat instead of a regular frat...

These are the kind of things I think I would have heard more often:


Pussyfucker? Who you callin' pussyfucker, titty toucher?

Remember that time you barfed spaghetti all over that dude's cock?

C'mon man! We can't ALL shower at the same time!

Who took a jizz on my copy of Disco Brown Boys?!

I will fuck you so hard your butthole will look like a bomb went off in there.

Oh, yeah? Well I'm going to go Wu-Shu on your dick. You will be hopping around on top of the trees later.

And when we were really, really drunk:

You know, I think I'd fuck Elle Macpherson.