I wrote some kōans.

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What is the sound of one tooth clackering?

There is a kōan in here somewhere.

The root word of "impossible" is "possible."

Checkitty check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Bodhidharma crossed the Yangtze River and came to the kingdom of Qi. He just just parked on some dude's lawn, using his hazards.

Rainy days used to make me sad, but not since I started growing alfalfa.

Student: Are you taking a shower? Al Jaffee: Shower? I thought this was a phone booth and I came in to make an obscene phone call.

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.

McGriddle farts smell exactly like McGriddles. The body has no idea how to process them. It's a kōan for your GI tract.

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