The Appendix to my Oddly Prescient 1965 Sci-Fi Novella

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Unfortunately, the manuscript, Moonmen on Mars in 2008 was lost. Jane, my secretary, turned on a desk fan and sent the only copy flying out the window over the Thames. I gave up my science fiction writing, married Jane, and have never looked back. I still have one of the appendices though. I keep it around to remind Jane and cop a guilt b.j. now and again.

Appendix V - Glossary

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Inform-a-nerd - a home electronic device allowing the user to connect to vast information resources and other Inform-a-nerd users worldwide.

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Nudietron - a convenient naked lady viewing attachment to the Inform-a-nerd that also sucks you off.

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Talk-a-bit - A candy-bar shaped worldwide communication device that does not work under bridges.

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Bonex brand Pud Butter - A creme that causes even old or gay men to have sex with their hideous wives.

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Hoppity-Poppity - Music with heavy beats and spoken rhyming instead of singing, popular with children.

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Moony-Moo - A small blond mental boy that, for some reason, is the world's #1 Hoppity-Poppity star.

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PONG - A disease spread through buttsex or sometimes, but not as often, load-swallowing.

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Yllis - A brand of H2O (water) in cans.

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Aids - A helping game that is played on the television.

USTV (Ugly Sex TV) - TV that saves money by centering around the real sex problems of the non-telegenic. Major Adam Hiro and Tequila X-11b appear on the USTV program Hustle Stack.

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World Hottening - A theory about how the globe is getting warmer.

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Mr. Kan - mobile robot toilet/bidet.

Under a pseudonym, for obvious reasons.

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