07 August, 2007

Serial Killers and Madmen I Have Personally Caught

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The Hillside Molten Lava Thrower

Fred and Ted Gein

Dan "Banana Nose" McManahan

Chip and Donnie Bin Laden

Dougie Bin Laden (no relation)

The Bay View Borax-in-the-Eyes Jerk

The Chainsaw/Icepick/Axe Overdoer

The Crossword Killer (He was called so because he never killed his victims completely.)

Robert Downey III

Stabby

The Olde-Time Iced Cream Shoppe Sniper

All the real actual guys they based the movie Con-Air on. Which was based on a true story. I cannot divulge any more.
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