I wrote some horrible, horrible Limericks about your mom.

Nantucket

There once was a lady from Nantucket
With a pussy as wide as a bucket
She went on serious tears
With black baseball players
Including the late Kirby Puckett

There once was a crazy old biddy
Who sold her body for 22.50
I didn't make that bid
A black fraternity did
And she still wanted more. Your mom's trippy.

There was a gang pass-around named Edna
Who resembled the actor Richard Crenna
She didn't look so crass
Until she shat out your fat ass
So give her a call or stop by for dinner

Note: I have always found that saying someone's mother sleeps with blacks is an effective insult, because racists hate it. Because I'm not racist, they try to turn it around and I'm all "Ma likes to hit that dark shit. So?"

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I Wrote Some Limericks.

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Nantucket
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"There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it"
But they got the story wrong
Not about the dick being long
But I'm not from--I just live--in Nantucket.

There once was a hot young Laotian
Who drank a magical potion
He got double drilled
And then he got killed
That unfortunate Sinthasomphone

There was a sheep-herder named Jock
Who had an incredible flock
His sheep were most famousest
For their distended anuses
Wait--did I accidentally say flock?

And one for the kids...

There once was a Shaolin from Wudan
Whose kicks were incredibly good and
So when he got in a fray
He just ran away
(He wouldn't soil his nice Nikes for nothing).
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