Nicknames I Have Given Over the Summer

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At work and co-ed sports leagues I meet a lot of guys named Steve and Matt and Paul. In other words, people who need nicknames. A nickname from me is a gift and it is always perfect because I am the best nicknamer in the world. Here is a recent selection:

• Snappo
• Mitch
• Ocho
• Green Hat
• Woodstock
• Cut Rate
• Orange Peel (freckled, age 10)
• Booj
• Trespass
• Pants
• Reagan
  
• Milk Moustache
• Stairwell
• Pat O'Butter (age 90)
• Spindrift
• Spills (also Spillsworth)
• Smirky
• Murgatroid (age 6)
• Suspenders
• California
• Business Suit
• Parvenu
• Beardly
• Fouler
• Spooky D (goth kid, age 16, also Squirrelly D)
• DuShambles (named DuFresne)
• Doubler
• Two Fist
• Dink and Duff
• Stalkie
• Big Bird
• Screaming Patty
• Chitch
• Pills
• CJ
• 24
• Pool
• Ching Chong
• Eddie's Brother
• Hoss
• New Nick
• Black Adam
• Sherpa
• Pook