31 July, 2007

50 Names for Roller Derby Girls


I have a long-standing offer to help any Roller Derby Girls get ready for their games. Thinking up sobriquets is just one of the ways I could be helpful.
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  • Ali Farter
  • Edna Garrot
  • "The vaGentle vaGiant"
  • Cute Rockne
  • Snake Goddess "Nice Set"
  • "Wheelie" Schluttie
  • Hope Farkakt
  • Stroker Ace
  • Boobsbraham Lincoln
  • Hanta Jemima
  • Ghost of Nicole Brown
  • Lucy Gucci
  • Cruel Moe Dee
  • Larger Marge
  • Lady Bird Flipper
  • Barbellerella
  • Mayor Momcroak
  • Knieval Skatever
  • Niandra Thal
  • Susan Gunpowter
  • Elizabeth Bareknuckle Browning
  • Susan B. Kickingyoreass
  • Oooh! Thant & Dang! Hammarskjold
  • B. Tricks Potter
  • Straight Jaquelette
  • Codeen Drip
  • Sally Rottencrotch
  • Gidget Ginch
  • Tempest Bledsoe & Craven Simone
  • Carol Burn-It!
  • Tallulah Crackhead
  • Mrs. RIAA
  • Ayn Random
  • Mom N. Chance
  • Emma Lation
  • Vagina Heep
  • Alice Callous
  • J. K. Growling
  • Neutrina Collider
  • St. Joan of Arkham Asylum
  • Ebenezer Snatch & Tiny Tit
  • Crap Suzette
  • Sid Delicious
  • Bleeda Ford
  • the Widowermaker
  • Kay Rottychops

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