I wrote a poison index.

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Progressive classifications like the Bristol Stool Scale or the Schmidt Sting Pain Index are used to help doctors. I have written a poison scale to tell a doctor or doctors how poisonous something is.

1. Poisonesque
   
2. Somewhat poisonous
3. Fairly poisonous
4. Poisonous -- 'Nuff said
5. Just plain poisonous
6. Not just plain poisonous
7. Really poisoney
8. El Poisano Grande!
   

These are not necessarily in order.

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